Formulated in what must have been the fevered dreams of a sushi-crazed master distiller, Wasabi Smash is a creation that baffles even the brightest scientific mind. What need could possibly have been identified in the marketplace that led to this abomination being unleashed upon the Earth? Glowing a pale green, this syrupy liqueur combines the worst sinus-clearing qualities of imitation wasabi with the throat-searing character of cheap booze. It’s as if evil was distilled, bottled, and let loose into the liquor stores of man to punish the wicked and experimental.